Valentines

I’ve had first dates on Valentine’s Day and I’ve had anniversary’s on it. It’s a great holiday. There’s a girl who’s name is █ █ █ █ █. Who I took to a total dive in LA on V day a few years ago. I think, and my brain is shit from the drugs and such, but I think it was called something like “Moms Bar”. Anyway it was across the street from her place. I fucked her while her stupid dog watched.

3 months later she was so deeply in love with me she made the same mistake they all make. She fed me bourbons and asked me if I fucked anyone else in the last 3 months.

The funny thing in my life is the only domestic violence in my life is as a victim. All good they can smack the shit out of me if it suits them. Who am I to deny women the right to hit me.

Anyway. That was the end of that. Cool girl though, she shot a commercial for Zaxbys (my favorite chicken chain) that set a world record for something I can’t remember. She was cute. I shoulda lied to her. I only lie to girls when I meet them. Once they’re back at my house I can’t lie. They don’t really understand this dynamic the way I do obviously, so it’s still advantageous but it’s moral.