There’s No Awards For Doing The Right Thing

The dumbest phrase in the English language. Why do I need credit for not cheating on my girl or robbing the bank? Because unlike you I didn’t settle for my girl and unlike you I really coulda robbed the bank. That’s why I deserve an award.

People who have no temptation in their life because they hardly have a semblance of a life love to point out how easy it is to dismiss temptation. The bugmen of San Francisco who don’t drink and just code all day like modern Eunuchs. I bet it’s easy to not sniff coke and womanize when you don’t socialize with drug dealers or women.

I bet it’s so easy to do the right thing if you never see anything else. I’ll take the trophy for myself and you can sit there and say I don’t deserve it.