Sexual Harassment Training

Every year at every job I have sat thru a training module explaining to me that when the fellas and I rate the chicks at work on how fat their asses are that makes us Hitler. If you grab someone’s ass at the holiday party that’s wrong and probably you should be fired. Or at least given a stern talking to.

The truth of the matter is that my only encounter with workplace sexual harassment is when I was very young guy in my career and a single mom wouldn’t stop touching me and trying to fuck me. My boss eventually asked how her pussy was and I had to admit that I didn’t want to mix business with business. He called me a faggot.

After thanksgiving, he returned to the office and told me he told the story to his brothers and they couldn’t believe he hired a gay kid. I laughed and I never did fuck █████