Gifts and Such

Ever since I was a very young boy I have enjoyed buying presents for women. Nowadays, this makes you a simp or some other such non-Clavicular loser. But this is stupid, for one thing a nice gift may stay with them long after they're done with you, and it may even spur their brains to begin misremembering the relationship entirely.

My most recent love interest █ █ █ █ █ was an excellent gift giver. I mean phenomenal. And in return I brought her back something very nice from Nippon. My hope is that she looks at it wistfully, as I do all the nice things she got me. I texted her yesterday because I was wearing the █ █ █ █ █ █ █ she bought me.

I try to make sure I have all my exes addresses current. Send them holiday cards, lingerie, hoodies I think they'd like. Flowers on holidays when I know their BF is fucking up, flowers on a random day to try and ruin their relationship. Whatever, it's all fun and games.

It feels like I am alone in this endeavor, nevertheless... It's a true joy of mine.